I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man, in many ways.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

And Roger was crazy with his robots and everything.

I mean in recent years, I think you've only got to sell thirty or forty thousand to get a #1.