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I mean in recent years, I think you've only got to sell thirty or forty thousand to get a #1.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

I suppose we all loved those kind of sci-fi movies where terrible things came out of swamps and came to Mars. And there's usually some poor girl. All the guys are trying to desperately handle levers and saying, go to something or other.

Because Larry, by then, was a drummer, who would sort of get bored and tired, and rather stand up and blow kisses to people. So we needed the bass to sort of drive along.

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.

But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.