At various times in the next 20 or 30 years I think it reasonable to anticipate that I will be among the leadershp of the Labour Party, but as far as being leader, I can't see it happening, and I'm not particularly keen on it happening.

At various times in the next 20 or 30 years I think it reasonable to anticipate that I will be among the leadershp of the Labour Party, but as far as being leader, I can't see it happening, and I'm not particularly keen on it happening.

You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits.

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.

Is Tony Blair of the Labour party? The answer to that is profoundly 'yes', but that is not how, sentimentally, he is regarded in the Labour movement generally.

I want to retire at 50. I want to play cricket in the summer and geriatric football in the winter, and sing in the choir.

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.