New!Loyalty is a fine quality, but in excess it fills political graveyards.

I want to retire at 50. I want to play cricket in the summer and geriatric football in the winter, and sing in the choir.

The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing.

Two negatives don't make a positive, any more than two half-wits make a wit.

Harold Wilson is a petty bourgeois and will remain so in spirit even if they make him a Viscount.

I take notice of those who have argued consistently for the modernisation of the E.U., but so many of the skeptics in Britain are just hostile to the whole European idea.

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.