I warn you not to be ordinary, I warn you not to be young, I warn you not to fall ill, and I warn you not to grow old.

Resentment is an extremely bitter diet, I have no desire to make my own toxins.

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.

In the U.K. the far Right is a stain on society and there is a cultural resistance to it.

The unforgivable political sin is vanity, the killer diet is sour grapes.

I want to retire at 50. I want to play cricket in the summer and geriatric football in the winter, and sing in the choir.

The enemy of idealism is zealotry.