The voiceover thing is very selfless. You go in there and they've hired you for your voice, but they know exactly what they want, and the writer's there and he knows exactly how it's supposed to be said. So you can't really argue with them, you just have to let them tell you what to do and then do it.

Before babies, I worked very hard to make sure I understood my surroundings and figured out where I fit in the world, whether it was at work or in a social situation.

I feel like I know where I'm going. And I like where I'm going.

Jim Henson was the only piece of fan mail I ever wrote when I was a little kid.

Babies laughing is like opium.

I don't stay up and rent private jets and go on yachts and whoop it up in Miami.

He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome... Jason Bateman.