The discipline of live theater - doing the same perfect thing night after night, eight times a week - never ceases to amaze me

He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome... Jason Bateman.

On MTV, the dialogue can be a little darker, more interesting and edgy... the animation is just phenomenal. It's a CGI program that's doing all the animation.

[Before introducing the nominees for best animated film] If you're at the awards party with the guys who made the Lego Movie, now would be a good time to distract them.

You can't just put gay in a little gay box anymore.

It PASSED! Marriage equality in NY!! Yes!! Progress!! Thank you everyone who worked so hard on this!! A historic night!

Jim Henson was the only piece of fan mail I ever wrote when I was a little kid.