It is impossible to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and be a Republican. It's philosophically absolutely opposed - if they could only think about what they were saying for a minute. That's when you get caught up in the webs of what people call themselves and how they behave.

You can't get wise with sleep still in your eyes no matter what your dream might be.

Extroverts never understand introverts, and it was like that in school days. I read recently that all of us can be defined in adult life by the way others perceived us in high school.

Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand... prejudice, fear and ignorance walk hand-in-hand.

The ones we wish could hear us have heard it all before.

From the point of ignition. To the final drive. The point of the journey is not to arrive.

To me, the highest expression of life is art with jokes. It's very rarified, very difficult to accomplish if you want to be more than just funny, and more than just jokes about human gaseousness.