Bad news is just an excuse.
Welfare mothers make better lovers.
I got religion in the airport, my Lord. They caught me waiting on my baggage when I was bored.
People don't normally change when things are going well. But I want to see what's next and keep moving. That keeps things fresh.
Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.
Now I'm livin' out here on the beach, but those seagulls are still out of reach.