You're as close to heaven as I'll ever be.

I ran into the preacher, said God was on my side, then I ran into the hangman.

Most people think it's the other way around: that time is going faster and we're doing less. But really time seems to be going faster because we're cramming so much into it.

I have no idea who's steering, and I don't really care .. I just keep going whatever the inclination is ... there are threads that are continuous and hold everything together and a major thread is country music.

The king is gone but he's not forgotten

Welfare mothers make better lovers.

A little love and affection in everything you do will make the world a better place with or without you.