Dream dictionaries are so disappointing. They're so limited, and I think they're just total bullshit. I really do. I don't know much about the Freudian theory of dreams; it's probably more interesting than your average hippie dream dictionary, but it's got to be a lot deeper than that. It can't all be about sex all the time, so I don't know if Freud is right either.

I'm too small for the universe to revolve around me. It is a huge relief!

I have a pathological fear of getting my picture taken.

I should have been an abortion. The only reason I wasn't was that my father was a Christian.

All I want to do is sing on other people's records.

The most tender place in my heart is for strangers. I know it's unkind, but my own blood is much too dangerous.

There's this art form in songwriting that's incredibly difficult - to be really funny in a song and also really touching. I can't do that.