G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.

…made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless.

Mrs. Corey still uses her maiden name for business, or when she wants to pretend she doesn’t know me.

I've always been fascinated by the Gold Coast. The homes themselves are spectacular, unlike anything you'll see other than in Newport, Bar Harbor or Palm Beach. It's a very special area that, because of local demographics, is not going to survive much longer.

I thought to myself, what is everyone's worst fear? Nuclear terrorism in America.

Chemical and biological attacks are scary and will kill a lot of people but dont rise to the level of nuclear.

Job happiness is directly proportional to the distance you are from the home office.