Job happiness is directly proportional to the distance you are from the home office.

A lot of our perception of history is influenced by inaccurate movies.

There is no terra incognito left.

…made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless.

G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.

I try to end every chapter with an air of suspense. I try to leave the reader wanting to turn the page.

I try to use short sentences, short paragraphs and short chapters to keep the reader's interest.