The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order.
Neville CardusSuch reproductions may not interest the reader; but after all, this is my autobiography, not his; he is under no obligation to read further in it; he was under none to begin. A modest or inhibited autobiography is written without entertainment to the writer and read with distrust by the reader.
Neville Cardus