I have six times as many Twitter followers as all the other candidates combined, but it didn't count because if it counted I'd still be a candidate; since I can't be a candidate that can't count.

The terrorism danger to the United States "is even worse than September 11th, when 19 hijackers murdered almost 3,000 Americans."

Baby Boomers becoming Republicans while Dems become outdated.

America is fed up with political correctness, and it is fed up with government that doesn't work. It's fed up with weakness being interpreted as wisdom.

To have a major breakthrough in policy, you have to be able to stop and think.

When we have 13,000 Americans living on the moon, they can petition to become a state.

Give the park police more ammo.