The left-wing Democrats will represent the party of total hedonism, total exhibitionism, total bizarreness, total weirdness, and the total right to cripple innocent people in the name of letting hooligans loose.

Baby Boomers becoming Republicans while Dems become outdated.

Lions cannot afford to hunt mice because they literally will starve to death, even if they catch them. Lions and all large carnivores have to hunt game large enough to justify the investment, so they have to hunt antelope and zebra. Why is this important? Because most senior executives are really big on chipmunks.

What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.

By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon, and it will be American.

There are whole states where people [with addiction or mental health issues] can't get to a doctor. If that were true of pancreatic cancer, if that were true of heart disease, if that were true of diabetes, we'd all understand that it made no sense at all. And yet we somehow approach mental health from a very different standard.

I will go to the NAACP convention, and explain to the African-American community why they should demand paychecks instead of food stamps.