What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.

Marriage is a partnership, not a democracy.

Unless you had a popular video on YouTube or could perform shows in front of thousands, musical ability meant nothing.

Rekindled love is generally short-term.

The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.

While I find inspiration in real life, the actual stories are, thankfully, works of fiction - which, given the considerable turmoil in my character's lives, is probably a good thing!

You're probably the most boring teenager in the world.