Men like women who know how to be subtle.

I've been burdened by questions I've asked myself a thousand times since the last time we were together. Why did I do it? And would I do it again? It was I, you see, who ended it.

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?

First you will smile, and then you will cry -- don't say you haven't been warned.

I want to wake up with you beside me in the mornings. I want to spend my evenings looking at you across the dinner table. I want to share every mundane detail of my day with you and hear every detail of yours. I want to laugh with you and fall asleep with you in my arms.

As a girl, she had come to believe in the ideal man -- the prince or knight of her childhood stories. In the real world, however, men like that simply didn't exist.

I hope to be remembered as an author who defined and exemplified excellence in crafting the modern love story.