I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

God is the most important thing in our lives. I suppose that's true of everybody's lives, whether or not they want to believe it.

I know that somehow, every step I took since the moment I could walk was a step towards finding you.

You're probably the most boring teenager in the world.

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

Why did you come here? To find you.

What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.