How're the Broncos doing?" "Like a bunch of carrots." "Is that bad?" "Can carrots play baseball?" "I guess not." "Then you have your answer.

I hadn't done any of the things that I normally did with girls, yet somehow I'd fallen in love.

Everyone always noticed Ashley. She was like a flashing neon sign for anyone with an ounce of testosterone.

First you will smile, and then you will cry -- don't say you haven't been warned.

Who am I? And how, I wonder, will this story end?

I have come to realize that destiny can hurt a person as much as it can bless him.

Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful.