Dads are the appendix of humanity. They should just be taken out before they start causing problems.
Nick BurdI looked in the mirror and stared at my reflection, until I was in the head-clearing trance that comes when you stare at something for a long time.
Nick BurdLet it all out. If only I could. Letting it all out would involve me exploding like a firework, a beautiful riot of rainbow sparks bouncing around the car and lighting up the entire lot.
Nick Burd