The beautiful thing about acting is that you can just dive into the character, strip yourself of everything, and just get in there and perfect your craft.

People have always said I have an old soul, and all my best friends are 10 to 15 years my senior.

One thing about being a stand-up is it's a one-man show. You gotta do everything. You're the producer, writer, director, and the actor. You just gotta be out there and perform and give your all. It's such an honest form of art that it just taught me so much, and it kind of prepared me for manhood at an early age.

Most aspiring child actors or child stars have a passion for it. But as easy as it is for me to say that I wouldn't put my kids in it, if I saw that they really, really wanted to do and they had the drive, then I would fully support it. As long as there's balance at home, then they could do whatever they wanted to do.

Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino!

I always say that candy is the perfect studio food - it keeps your energy going.

Real men change diapers!