I don't think Hollywood makes many good films anymore. How many directors can you really trust to have an artistic vision, not a corporate vision or a watered-down communal one?

I have an armchair interest in gardening, but I don't like to get my knees dirty. I don't have a garden.

But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . .

I write hate lyrics really well. It's not every day you can use them, really.

Jesus Christ was the biggest blight on the human race, he was. And all them socialists and communists - second rate Christianity.

My biggest fear is losing memory because memory is what we are. Your very soul and your very reason to be alive is tied up in memory.

Brother, be a brother, fill this tiny cup of mine. And please, sir, make it whiskey: I have no head for wine!