It's nice to have someone write a couture character for you.

As a kid, I wasn't listening to The Who; I was listening to Frankie Knuckles.

And remember, the people that you've seen here tonight are professionals, so please don't try any of this at home, because you are ugly and hung like a hampster.

I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.

I'm not good at meeting people, and I'm not good at small talk.

Even though I didn't write 'Shaun Of The Dead' and 'Hot Fuzz,' I never felt left out of the creative process.

I volunteered on a farming community in Israel for two years when I was a teenager. One of the jobs involved clearing out a massive warehouse full of chickens ready for the abattoir. The smell of 40,000 chickens in 45C is awful.