I wanted to write rather than do anything else. But 'cause I left school at 15, I didn't know what a noun was, still don't.

I would be happy living on a massive ranch in Montana and not seeing anyone except my friends and family.

It's a very special thing when you go and get to work with your best friend every day.

The fight scenes in 'The World's End' have a certain balletic quality to them.

I am a geek in terms of, I love 'Close Encounters' and I love 'Star Wars,' but other things... 'Doctor Who,' I don't really care about at all, I couldn't give a fig about it.

And remember, the people that you've seen here tonight are professionals, so please don't try any of this at home, because you are ugly and hung like a hampster.

I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.