I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.

I'm usually up at 6 A.M., even on the weekend.

I am a geek in terms of, I love 'Close Encounters' and I love 'Star Wars,' but other things... 'Doctor Who,' I don't really care about at all, I couldn't give a fig about it.

I don't regret anything that I've turned down, and I don't regret anything that I've done, really.

I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.

I wanted to write rather than do anything else. But 'cause I left school at 15, I didn't know what a noun was, still don't.

When I was younger, I jumped out of a moving car. I would do anything. Now, being a father and knowing the political state of the world, there are certain things which potentially could be religiously volatile that I would probably avoid, but not much.