The older I get, the less I remember.

As a kid, I wasn't listening to The Who; I was listening to Frankie Knuckles.

The zeitgeist is ever-changing. If you try second guess what people want, you'll miss it.

I wanted to write rather than do anything else. But 'cause I left school at 15, I didn't know what a noun was, still don't.

I am a hard house freak and I don't care who knows.

My wife's brother has a little house on a small island in the Baltic Sea, and we go there at Christmas. The 30-minute crossing from the mainland to this island is the most terrifying cruise you'll ever take. They give you a barf bag when you walk on board.

And remember, the people that you've seen here tonight are professionals, so please don't try any of this at home, because you are ugly and hung like a hampster.