There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything.

There were about seventy-nine squillion people in the world, and if you were very lucky, you would end up being loved by fifteen or twenty of them.

You just have to smile and take it, otherwise it would drive you mad.

There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you for your baby.

You wouldn't believe that so much could change just because a relationship ended.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

It's just that none of us had the wit or talent to make them into songs. We made them into life, which much messier, and more time consuming, and leaves nothing for anybody to whistle.