Let's just say I can never be cast again after Ron Swanson. Then I have a life of theater and woodworking and my wife to look forward to, and that doesn't make me anything but very happy.

No one will ever ask me to sing because it's beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor.

I never went too long without a job. The problem was a lot of the early jobs are almost more demoralizing than unemployment.

Shut your damn mouth.

We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air fresheners, and sentient automobiles. But we're assholes first.

Whenever I have a stubborn position on something, I take a deep breath and swallow myself.

Doing voice work is more like recording music that people are going to listen to. You're creating an oral experience using whatever bells and whistles you have in your voice, and you can shut your eyes and use your imagination and nobody's going to see if the faces you make don't match the voices you make. That's a lot of fun.