He who leaves the game wins it.

Most anthologists of poetry or quotations are like those who eat cherries or oysters, first picking the best and ending by eating everything.

It is inconceivable how much wit it requires to avoid being ridiculous.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures.