Most books today seemed to have been written overnight from books read the day before.

Nature never said to me: Do not be poor; still less did she say: Be rich; her cry to me was always: Be independent.

Change, change,--we all covet change.

A man is not necessarily intelligent because he has plenty of ideas, any more than he is a good general because he has plenty of soldiers.

There aren't many benefactors who don't say, like Satan: All these things will I give you if you bow down and worship me.

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

Be my brother or I will kill you.