The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

Society would be a charming affair if we were only interested in one another.

Though we best know and cannot deny our imperfections, it is not for us to lose our self-reliance and true manhood.

Knowledge is boundless,--human capacity, limited.

All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.

There is as much expression in the feet as in the hands.

Satire is the disease of art.