Tis easier to make certain things legal than to make them legitimate.
If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.
A man should swallow a toad every morning to be sure of not meeting with anything more revolting in the day ahead.
People are governed by the head; a kind heart is of little value in chess.
Narrow waists and narrow minds go together.
At the sight of what goes on in the world, the most misanthropic of men must end by being amused, and Heraclitus must die laughing.