Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.

If it wasn't for me, I'd do brilliantly.

Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures.

Woman's weakness, not man's merit, oftenest gains the suitor's victory.

An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.

Satire is the disease of art.