If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.

Contact with the world either breaks or hardens the heart.

In a country where everyone strives for attention, it is better to be bankrupt than to be nothing.

A man is not necessarily intelligent because he has plenty of ideas, any more than he is a good general because he has plenty of soldiers.

It is inconceivable how much wit it requires to avoid being ridiculous.

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows.