Marriage, as practised by high society, is arranged indecency.

In great matters, men behave as they are expected to; in little ones, as they would naturally

There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.

Life is a malady in which sleep soothes us every sixteen hours; it is a palliation; death is the remedy.

An author is often obscure to the reader because they proceed from the thought to expression than like the reader from the expression to the thought.

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.