If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.
At the sight of what goes on in the world, the most misanthropic of men must end by being amused, and Heraclitus must die laughing.
Slander is the balm of malignity.
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
All passions exaggerate; and they are passions only because they do exaggerate.
It is children only who enjoy the present; their elders either live on the memory of the past or the hope of the future.