Your intelligence often bears the same relation to your heart as the library of a chateau does to its owner.

Satire is the disease of art.

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

Someone has said that to plagiarise from the ancients is to play the pirate beyond the Equator, but that to steal from the moderns is to pick pockets at street corners.

Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.

Be my brother or I will kill you.

Men's hearts and faces are always wide asunder; women's are not only in close connection, but are mirror-like in the instant power of reflection.