Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to be found.

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.