Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to be found.