You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.

When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

Be sure of yourself, don't let anyone bully you, be a strong and independent woman or boy.

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.

[My favorite thing about motherhood is] that it's made me grow into a woman finally, and I finally grew up, thank God.

You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers