When you're tan, you feel better about yourself

I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart.

I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.

I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?

If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it

It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself.

What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand