When you're tan, you feel better about yourself

I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that.

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

When you're tan, you feel better about yourself

I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart.

You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.