I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.

I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.

I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.

The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend

I always wanted my own fragrance because I could never find the right scent for me. At home, I would always mix bottles of my favorite fragrances to create a unique and different scent.

I have an education, I went to college, you know?