I'm trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.

The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend

When you're tan, you feel better about yourself

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

Be sure of yourself, don't let anyone bully you, be a strong and independent woman or boy.

[My favorite thing about motherhood is] that it's made me grow into a woman finally, and I finally grew up, thank God.