If there is someone in your life who is not serving you or making you better, give yourself permission to move on.

We are bred to compare ourselves to the next person, to what they have and what they have accomplished.

I say God is kind. So many people want to do what I do [comedy] for a living, and so he didn't have to choose me. So I don't take all the credit, but I do know that I love what I do, and I see it as a gift.

I feel like love is the thing we were created for, yet it's the place we struggle the most.

I do not have a bride gene. I haven't been planning a wedding since I was 3. I never put a sheet on my head and pretended that it was a veil.

No one's playing records anymore, so find your favorite and frame it, then get rid of the rest - try selling or donating them.

Celebrate your child's achievement, then rotate it when the next mini-masterpiece comes along. Then chuck the old picture. Don't worry that you're throwing away a memory. Your children will remember your praise more than they will remember the picture with macaroni and glitter glued on it.