It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how nature is. Physics concerns what we say about nature.
Accuracy and clarity of statement are mutually exclusive.
We all know your idea is crazy. The question is whether it is crazy enough.
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Opposites are not contradictory but complementary.
Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself follows behind, slowly shaking its head.