We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.
If we couldn't laugh at ourselves, that would be the end of everything.
Some things are so serious, they can only be joked about.
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Nothing exists until it is measured.
The measurement we get when we measure something is not a property of the thing measured.