Democracy is too good to share with just anybody.

I was terribly shy and never said anything in class. Then I started getting into school plays. When you've got words to say, you've got a sort of armour.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

Lord Castlerosse was taken to task by Nancy Astor over the size of his stomach. 'What would you say if that was on a woman?' she asked, pointedly. 'Half an hour ago it was,' he replied.

I am only too aware that I am open to Rees's Second Law of Quotation: "However sure you are that you have attributed a quotation correctly, an earlier source will be pointed out to you."

Rees's First Law of Quotations: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to George Bernard Shaw.

Democracy is too good to share with just anybody.