How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

I got into New College, Oxford. The ethos was that you could work - or not.

I was broadcast-struck from an early age; I had saved up for a tape recorder and started making programmes.

It is part of politics to make things look better than they really are. What is a spin doctor but a serial euphemiser?

I was absolutely a non-starter at games. My report for rugby said, 'Nigel's chief contribution is his presence on the field.' I used to pray for rain and sometimes it did rain - and we played anyway.

My job involves searching for 'lost' quotations - that is, trying to find out who came up with a quotable saying that lingers in someone's mind and which they wish to use for their own purpose and which they cannot find in conventional dictionaries of quotation.