How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

I am only too aware that I am open to Rees's Second Law of Quotation: "However sure you are that you have attributed a quotation correctly, an earlier source will be pointed out to you."

It is part of politics to make things look better than they really are. What is a spin doctor but a serial euphemiser?

Rees's First Law of Quotations: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to George Bernard Shaw.

Euphemism in the workplace does not end with job descriptions. It reaches a pusillanimous peak at the other end of the work process - in dismissal.

I was broadcast-struck from an early age; I had saved up for a tape recorder and started making programmes.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?