If you don't like us, don't accept our invitations and don't invite us to come to see you. Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to heal, so that you can skin them again.

Of all cities in the United States I have seen, San Francisco is the most beautiful.

Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for all our progress, who quake before Stalin's dirty under-draws, who stand at attention and salute them.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.