He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.

We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.

I know what I say at times is not very diplomatic.

What innocence, may I ask, is being played here when it is known that this virtuous damsel has already got a dozen illegitimate children?

Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

Let there be more corn and more meat and let there be no hydrogen bombs at all.

I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time.